The pig determines consciousness

When it soon becomes "Poverty for all!" again, we old white Ossis can only smile mildly - "Kennwa allet schon, hatt'n wa schoma!" All those born too late and original citizens of Germany should know that they need have no fear at all - apart from the usual seasonal fears, of course. Spring: storm fears, summer: climate fears, fall: corona fears, winter: Putin gas fear.
When woke racialists, linguistic re-educators and attitude policemen are in charge, well, let's just whisper again. Who wants to be suspected of being an enemy of democracy or
anything-phobic? And you can also have good parking lot sex on a cargo bike. How? That would go beyond the scope of this article - after all, there are 60 recognized genders.

Spend your soon-to-be-worthless money on two hours of Ranz and May! They'll tell you how to stay happy - for as long as they can remember...

Admission: 17 euros

Advance ticket sales from 15.01. at the Tourist-Info Ribnitz, Am Markt 14, Tel. 03821 8934820