TRAINER SCHMIDT

TOMORROW YOU LOUSES, LUSCHIENEN AND LURCHES

In his new program, instructor Schmidt gets deliciously worked up about all everyday obstacles - especially about all the louses Luschienen (pronounced like Smurfette) and Lurches. Comedy with high gag density and lots of audience action and parodies. Yes, that's the mission of the trainer: to give everyone a hard time, which has never hurt anyone. Yes! And it's always great fun when instructor Schmidt "steps out of character" and reveals himself to be a top joke. Yes, poor instructor Schmidt, in the good old days of compulsory military service, almost every soldier was mentally superior to him: students, high school graduates and other draft dodgers. Today? Unfortunately, the Kevin de Luxe generation can't do anything. Instructor Schmidt even has to tie his recruits' boots in the morning, after he has put out their uniforms and brought their lattes (made of soy milk) to their cots. In the past, when instructor Schmidt took his men on maneuvers, they were all back on time for morning roll call. Today? Half of the recruits lost, injured, gave up, called mom to pick him/her up.